Journey

‘Alright stop. Vaccinate and listen.
We are back with a brand new injection.
Someone, grabbed a hold of you tightly
roll up your sleeves, whether daily or nightly,’

‘Will this ever stop, yo, we don’t know –
but stuck in lockdown, really blows.’

‘Too many people thinks vax is a scandal,
take two shots and Covid’s handled.’

‘Pfizer, or AstraZeneca…
hmmm… what rhymes with AstraZeneca?
Oh yeah, America!
One of the hundred places you can travel to.’

‘So just relax, lay down your tinfoil hats
and just get vaxxed,
so we can go back to the old ways –
shaking hands, kissing strangers all day!’

‘Get Vaxxed, Baby. Get Vaxxed, Baby.
What are you waiting for? It’s there!
Get Vaxxed, Baby.
You gonna sit at home your whole life unvaccinated?
Go get in the vaccination line, today!
Get Vaxxed, Baby.’

“… because of those reasons, I don’t… y’know children in the house, different vibe, y’know, I can’t be running around…” “I’m glad you came to that conclusion…”

“Anyway, but the police, they’re a**holes for… this is the trouble, I also had problems getting a liquor license, also with New South Wales Police, because I’m not a fit and proper person.”

“I’m fit and proper to do the national campaign to con everyone into getting vaccinated.” “I’m fit and proper to go around to the Prime Minister’s house. … “

“These people that are actual doctors and scientists get the vaccine. Don’t be one of those anti-vaccine losers. It’s in everyone’s best interest to get the vaccine.”

“Why not? I’m vaccinated for everything else, and was as a child, and if we ever want to live a happy life, save people’s lives, and travel around, and be normal again, this is just part of the process”

“Getting back to normal life, uh, interacting with people.”

“And you’re happy to have the dose today?” “Yes, very happy.”

“Someone’s explaining every process, showing you the needle. Next second, you’ve got a needle in your arm.”

“Be gentle. Ow. You’re gentle, you’re good.”

“More information than I’ve ever had at any doctor’s or hospital in my life.”

“But very quick, and then a quick recovery. Your free water and you’re off again.”

“Two free drinks, you’re out. It’s quick – you’re in, you’re out – and then you’re safe. I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t get it.”